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Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.



31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)



never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,.
never say u r alone when i m still alive...{dedicated to my friend}
good luck and best wishes for ever



"" i wish ""

Hajoom itna ho ap ki zindagi main khushyon ka


Gam gozrna b chahe to rasta na mille.



Besan ki r0ti,
lem0 ka achar,
d0st0n ki khushi,
apn0n ka pyar,
sawan ki rain,
kisi ka intezar,
mubarak ho apko
barish ki bahar,
"Happy Sawan"


Thailand: Amazing Thailand!
India: Incredible India!
Malaysia: Truly Asia!
What's Pakistan's Tourism tag line?
Guess...
Have a Blast, Till You Last!

One day God erased a husband's memory & asked: Do you remember anyone now?
He told his wife`s name.
God smiled and said: Reformatted, but still the virus is not removed.

What is old age?
When you start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than romantic reasons.

There's no such a thing as a happy single women, they are all just wives-in-training.

Never criticize ur husband's faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.

Height of Technical Thinking:
A software engineer falling from the roof of a building and shouting-F1 F1 F1, instead of Help Help Help!

oss hangs a notice on his office door.
`I am the boss, don`t forget`. When he returns from lunch someone had written:
Your wife called up, she wants her notice board back.



Teacher: Where is the capital of India?
Pappu: In Swiss Banks...



The 2 new eras of India:
BC-Before Corruption;
AD-Anna Dominance.



My Wife treats me like GOD!
She takes NO notice of my Existence till she wants Something.



Wife to husband: You don't love me at all.
Husband points towards their 5 children and says, `Do you think I have downloaded them from Google`?


Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL:
In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls!



India vs England Series:
This is what happens to the Indian Cricket team when people like Poonam Pandey don't keep their commitment!



BREAKING NEWS: Another meeting on ANNA Issue is on at JW Marriot Mumbai attended by Salman Khan, Rahul Gandhi, Yuvraj Singh & Harbhajan Singh. They were worried & discussed emergence of another POPULAR BACHELOR at the age of 74, who is seeking more attention of girls than these chronicle bachelors! So they decided to work together for resolving of crisis to prevent competition!!!



Indian Cricket team also supports Anna Hazare - They have decided not to win even a single Test match, until the Jan Lokpal bill is passed.



Post independence, let's salute all those who struggled against the Britishers: Dhoni, Gambhir, Sehwag, Laxman, RP, Harbhajan, Tendulkar, Raina, et al.



Anna is the new Rajnikanth... The police does not decide when he leaves jail... he does!


3 Ways to write exam:
Look up for INSPIRATION;
Look down for CONCENTRATION;
Look around for INFORMATION.



Why did the govt. did away with 25 paisa coin?
Bcoz they couldn't handle 1 Anna, how could they manage 4 Anna.



Banta: My wife is very courteous!
Santa: My wife is more courteous than your wife.
Banta: How?
Santa: Whenever she kicks me, she apologises.



A Happy Couple:
She does what she wants and he does what she wants.



One of the best feelings in the world is when you're hugging the person you love;
And the other you love, hugs you even tighter!



Modern Style wedding:
Pujari: Do u both agree to change your Facebook status to married?
Couple: Yes, we do.
Pujari: Vivaah Sampann!

Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."
Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend?
Santa: My wife’s first husband.



Jeeto: Why have you increased the speed of the car?
Santa: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.



Santa rang in the labor room of the hospital to know about his pregnant wife Jeeto. By mistake, he dialed the number of a cricket stadium. Santa: How is it going? Reply: Fine, 4 are already out. The last one was a duck.



Santa bought a car on loan from a bank. He did not pay the dues; the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!



Santa: Why are you heating the knife?
Banta: To commit suicide.
Santa: But why are you heating it?
Banta: To prevent infection.



Drunken Santa points towards sky and asks drunken Banta; Is it sun or moon?
Banta: I can't say what it is, because I am new to the town.